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Escape Room Vital Rules
TO SURVIVE...
A Zombie Apocalypse
Columbus says...
"The first rule of Zombieland, cardio."
From the hit motion picture about bodies that just won't die, "Zombieland", Columbus warns fellow survivors that one must abide by his compilation of essential survival "RULES" in order to outrun, outsmart, and outlive the brain-hungry hordes of walkers that occupy the face of the planet.
TO SURVIVE...
An Escape Room!
Mattster says...
"I will give thee the tables of stone, and the law and the VITAL RULES,
which I have written; please follow them for best results!"
While escape-room-ing isn't exactly the same as running for your lives in a zombie infested dystopia, (that is, unless you're selecting a zombie themed game, which in that case, exactly like it,) there is still a collection of "VITAL RULES" one could follow to maximize chances of both mission success and gameplay satisfaction.
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Let's take a look, shall we?
You are concerned about the safety of your escape room posse during a viral outbreak, I get it. Here're some helpful tips...
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RULE #45: THOU SHALT...
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(To be revealed)
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RULE #02: THOU SHALT...
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RULE #78: THOU SHALT...
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(To be revealed)
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RULE #69: THOU SHALT...
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(To be revealed)
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By no means this is the full set of "VITAL RULES" one shall use as a reference while playing an escape room. An expert escape artist knows the true art of room escape is ever evolving, and thus correspondingly, the tips and tricks are also ever expanding.
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There may be additional rules you can benefit from.
For the currently available collection of "VITAL RULES": CLICK HERE NOW (TO BE INVINCIBLE).
Simba, Novice Player
After discovering the "VITAL RULES", I am no longer criticized as "that guy" who unwittingly withholds clues from other teammates, or that who breaks a prop or two or ten. Oh geez.
Remy, Puzzle Lover
I was already great at escaping rooms, mazes, life's problems and responsibilities, but with Mattster's "VITAL RULES", I am now untouchable. Thank you, Mattster!
Flash, Enthusiast
[At the time of publication, Flash still hasn't managed to move his mouth or his hand enough to record down a comment. Testimonial pending.]